Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Horoscopes? What a joke.

You know, the funniest thing just occurred to me just now.
Why is it that every horoscope is different on different websites?
Surprisingly, most of them are right.
But, they are all so different.
Here's a few for my sign, Cancer, for today (september 23).

Astrology.com.
Your spirit double is watching out for you today, so much so that it might be harder than ever for you to get in trouble. Your amazing, positive energy should protect you from most problems

My Spirit double?

I didn't know I had one.


Astrologycafe.com



September 21, 2011
Small but nevertheless frustrating delays are more likely to occur today, dear Cancer. Past errors can crop up, or you might feel vaguely guilty about a responsibility you haven't fulfilled. Instead of stressing yourself out, take advantage of the time you have now to reevaluate what you are doing. You could find an error or an inconsistency that needs correcting. Take the time to right a wrong, or to forgive yourself for something you can't change. Even if it's a small effort, it's somehow empowering.



Ganeshaspeaks.com
22 Sep, 2011 
Today, you will feel blessed. And blessed you are, indeed. You will have the proverbial Midas touch, albeit with a slight difference: you will not touch the people you love and turn them to gold. You will just touch their heart and make them happier.



my.horoscope.com
Who knew you were so talented, Cancer? A creation done long ago suddenly takes on a life of its own. A short story written and submitted long ago is pulled from the bottom of the slush pile. Or a portrait you painted gets a second admiring look. Whatever the circumstances, you enjoy the recognition. Your work isn't the only thing receiving admiring glances. Your partner appreciates you, too!


shine.yahoo.com

Quickie

Enjoy the positive attention you're getting -- you're entering a high-profile phase.

astrologycom.com

Go to TopWed Sep 21: Personal Magnetism
You may have a revelation about a work issue today, but now is not the time to act on it. Stress may cause you to catch a cold more easily than usual, so avoid those who are sniffling and sneezing. At least on this traditional equinox day, the Moon is in your sign, so your personal magnetism is stimulated. It's a shame the environment is not so cooperative! Auspicious colours are iris and baby blue. Lucky numbers are 39 and 48.
Last, but not least, my facebook horoscope.
This one is always the most accurate.
Sometimes its scary.

Daily Horoscope: September 21, 2011

All's well in your world, as evidenced by that great big grin you're wearing -- and your uncanny ability to say exactly the right thing at exactly the right time. This would be the perfect time to mend those fences.
  • Compatibility: Capricorn
  • Mood: Mellow
  • Lucky Color: Shadow Black
  • Lucky Number: 61
  • Lucky Time of Day: 2am






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