1. Remember all these rules apply to the hair on your head. Not your ever-versatile leg hair..
2. Your hair loves you. Love it back.
3. If you have short hair, you're apparently either a boy, or a girl who thinks she is a boy.
4. Black hair=emo
5. White hair=old
6. Red hair=ginger
7.Hair is just dead cells. On your head. So when you tell me you like my hair, you may as well say that you like my dead cells.
8. Growing hair is a pivotal moment in your life. As with cutting it. Your first haircut may even be more significant than the day you were born.
9. You can make your hair into paintbrushes if you want to.
10. No matter how much mayonnaise you put into your hair, you will never look like the pantene models. Even if you are a pantene model.
11. Your hair is your defining feature. Without it, you would be bald.
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