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Starters

Ice Cold Glare--served below room temperature with a 

mild zingy hate reduction

Middle Finger--(seasonal), good for sharing. Served

piping hot with two raised eyebrows

Flaming Fury--customer favorite, a sampler of spicy yelling, 

mild tantrum and internal strife

Main

Appropriate Response--Mild, tasteless meat served with

your choice of tears or silence and a depressing aftertaste

Sweet and Sour--Our classic sweet and sour meat, served

with seasonal apology and useless hugs

Hungry Man's Helping--The works, hard for weak stomachs, but 

better for you in the end. 

Dessert

Teary-eyed Crumble--The kind of apology everybody likes

Molten Hot Cake--Sweet to the taste. Can be explosive

We hope you find your meal satisfactory. Our drink menu

can be found right before your argument. 

Thank you for your business.