MENU
Starters
Ice Cold Glare--served below room temperature with a
mild zingy hate reduction
Middle Finger--(seasonal), good for sharing. Served
piping hot with two raised eyebrows
Flaming Fury--customer favorite, a sampler of spicy yelling,
mild tantrum and internal strife
Main
Appropriate Response--Mild, tasteless meat served with
your choice of tears or silence and a depressing aftertaste
Sweet and Sour--Our classic sweet and sour meat, served
with seasonal apology and useless hugs
Hungry Man's Helping--The works, hard for weak stomachs, but
better for you in the end.
Dessert
Teary-eyed Crumble--The kind of apology everybody likes
Molten Hot Cake--Sweet to the taste. Can be explosive
We hope you find your meal satisfactory. Our drink menu
can be found right before your argument.
Thank you for your business.
